Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Words of Sithdom

Rebel scum aren't the only peeps in the galaxy who have inspirational sayings. Lets see Yoda come up with stuff like this!

Darth Cleavage's Words of Sithdom

When the force closes a door, your lightsaber can open a new one.

Life isn't about the destination, its about the number of Jedi you kill on the way.

Don't cry over spilt blue milk. In fact, don't cry at all.

A Sith with one hand is worth two Jedi Masters in a fight.

People who live on the Death Star shouldn't throw proton grenades.

The shortest distance between two points is a wormhole.

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